THE GREAT PROCRASTIFUCKERY PROTEST

THE GREAT PROCRASTIFUCKERY PROTEST 🪧

Quit faffing 💪 Break the cycle 🙅 Finally get shit done 👏

Quit faffing 💪 Break the cycle 🙅 Get shit done 👏

Free action-focused work sessions & 24/7 drop-in coworking space for neurodivergent business owners

👊 For the tasks that keep getting side-eyed.

⚡ For the boring-but-essential biz shit.

💡 For actually doing instead of just thinking about it.

Free hosted focus sessions + 24/7 coworking to help neurodivergent business owners stop faffing and start finishing

👊 For the tasks that keep getting side-eyed.

⚡ For the boring-but-essential biz shit.

💡 For more of the doing and less of the thinking.

Join the **FREE** Protest

Drowning in your to-do list? Avoiding the stinkers?

To-do list, more “#FML” than “tah-dah”? Avoiding the stinkers? Wheel spinning, hamster 🪦?

When you join the Protest, you'll...

💪 Finally tackle that one task that’s been haunting you (yes, that one) 👻

💪 Get through the banking, emails, and client follow-ups you keep avoiding 🫥

💪 Break out of the cycle of overthinking + over-planning = under-doing 🫣

💪 Get momentum with a combo of hosted sessions and 24/7 peer coworking 👯

🚫 No more waiting for motivation (who is she?)

🚫 No more tweaking your to-do list instead of tackling it (don’t know them)

🚫 No more trying to “just push through” on your own (never met him)

Ready to actually get some shit done?

Come Protest with us

JOIN THE PROTEST

This isn’t another “just try harder” pep talk.

It’s a community-powered rebellion against procrastifuckery* 🙅.

🔥 We take action 🔥

TOGETHER.

👥 Two hosted 80-minute Protest Sessions each week:

Stop Dicking About Session

(Mondays @ 1PM UK with Pippa)

That one task that’s been haunting you? The client email you keep rewriting but not sending? The invoices still sitting in drafts? The tech issue you’ve been ignoring? Bring it to GPP and let’s finally get it done. We’ll tackle the stinkers head-on with body doubling, structured focus, and a bit of moral support. It’s the “chilled productivity” energy that Monday’s are crying out for.

Tick-all-er Session

(Wednesdays @ 5PM UK with Lucy)

A pile of tasks you keep putting off? The admin, the client follow-ups, the invoicing, the boring-but-essential bits? This is your space to knock ‘em out in a focused, no-faff work sprint—with body doubling to keep you in the zone. So come along and give your to-do list a little tickle—because those snorefest tasks aren't gonna giggle themselves done.

And then there’s also:

📢 The Rally Room (24/7 peer coworking) – A space to work alongside others when YOU need it. Grab a fellow protestor, jump in for a body doubling session, or just use it as your quiet ‘get shit done’ zone.

A movement, not a meeting. The Great Procrastifuckery™️ Protest is a radical shift away from stuckness. You don’t need more time. You need the right space, the right support, and the right people in your corner.

Come Protest with us

📋 HOW THIS PROTEST GOES DOWN

✊ Pick your protest style – Need to tackle one big stinker? Join Pippa on Mondays. Got a list of tasks that need smashing through? Lucy’s got you on Wednesdays. Want some casual peer body doubling? The Rally Room 📢 is open 24/7.

💬 Get in, get working, get out – No faff, no waffle. Just a structured space to tackle the things you keep putting off.

🙌 Repeat as needed – Come to one session, come to both. Hang out in the Rally Room all day. Pick your own adventure. The protest is ongoing, and there’s always room for you.

Come take a stand against Procrastifuckery!

Come Protest with us

⚡ JOIN THE PROTEST (IT’S FREE!!)

This isn’t just another productivity hack or a to-do list you’ll ignore. It’s a full-blown movement against Procrastifuckery, and YOU are invited.

👊 No cost. No pressure. Just action.

📅 Show up when you need it, as often as you want.

💡 Be in community with folks with brains just like yours.

💪 Procrastifuckery ain't gonna fix itself. But with the right space, the right structure, and the right people—you’ll actually do the damn thing.

Ready to start AND finish? Sign up below ⬇️

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*Procrastifuckery

noun or verb

Where Red Herring meets Elephant in the Room—it’s the art of avoiding the important stuff that actually moves you forward by diving headfirst into distractions we all know are there but would rather not talk about 🫣.